I don't know what flavor you are. I don't know what your calorie count is. If you are looking for carbs, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of donut-eating. Skills that make me a nightmare for donuts like you. If you let me eat you now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat you.